pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

snapchatting:

mary had a little bitch

getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

pau1y:

what if 911 called you